Movies (and Music) Mondays

So like a bazillion other Star Wars t-shirt wearing nerds, I'm writing a blog about movies (and music). The goal is to talk about new shit, but let's get real so much new shit is just a sequel of old shit.

Of course, I chose to start this blog at a great time for theatrical releases. I mean, who doesn't want to see Bradley Cooper with dreadlocks in Hit & Run this Friday? I know I'm psyched. With the dreads there is literally no reason for me to want to see him in a movie.   

Overall, Hit & Run should be riveting stuff, especially considering Dax Shephard and Kristen Bell are also starring in it. I must give Dax Shephard some credit, as he did write Hit & Run. Although, I'm sure the screenplay will be in contention for a Razzie, it is a much more impressive accomplishment than Kristen Bell's seven Teen Choice Awards.

Now, for all you foreign film lovers, French people and wanna be hipsters, there is something coming out for you this week. It’s actually a two year-old movie, but it’s being re-released this Friday. Little White Lies features two Academy Award Winners with Marion Cotillard (Inception, Dark Knight Rises, La Vie En Rose) and Jean Dujardin (The Artist). Trust me, you’ve never heard of anyone else in this movie or the director. IMDB that shit if you really care to know.

I’m definitely intrigued by this movie, especially since we can actually hear Jean Dujardin in it. The bad news, though, is that it’s in French, so we will still have no fucking clue what he is saying. And of course, Little White Lies is a limited release because no one outside of New York or LA is generally thought to be smart or cultured enough for a movie of this type.    

If none of the above options appeal to you, then have no fear Katniss is here. The Hunger Games came out on DVD and Blu-ray this past Saturday in case you were too drunk to notice, like I was. Now you can experience the horrible fucking directing job Gary Ross did all over again. I could quite easily go on a long rant about everything I didn’t like/thought was wrong with the movie, but I’m getting tired of writing and you probably don’t give two shits.

In case you’ve been living under a rock, here is the trailer:

Every time I watch anything associated with The Hunger Games, I just can’t help but to think how not hungry and well-dressed everyone looks, especially Katniss with that sweet leather jacket. Weird.

[Side note: If you don’t think Jennifer Lawrence is fuckable, you’re an idiot or gay.]

Alright kids, that’s it for this week. Be sure to check-in every Monday for more snarky comments and news regarding new movies (and music).  

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P.S. I’m aware that I didn’t talk about music this week. No need to troll me for it.    

P.S.S. Also, aware that's actually Tuesday. Damn procrastination problem.